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Monday, November 5, 2007

I Am Fat

Currently, I have hit a bit of a speed bump on the way to my ultimate goal of weighing a svelte 180 pounds (I am in a contest to see who can get to 180 first, but if you are reading this, you probably already know that). I call this speed bump, "a weekend in Nashville for Barry's birthday."

Weight Friday morning before I left: 198.5
Weight upon my return on Sunday afternoon: 213

Yes, over 14 pounds in 2 days. Strong work by anyone's standards (Even the morbidly obese would have to tip there hat to the orgy of eating and binge drinking that led to my rapid weight gain). So kudos to me! I'm fat!

P.S. Clint, you can stop counting now.

1 comment:

LaurenK said...

Wow, I must have missed you eating an entire cow or something. That is an impressive weight gain! It's like the opposite of the Biggest Loser!