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Monday, March 24, 2008

A Gift...

Hopefully, this post will act as a peace offering. A way for me to help makes amends. Clint, this post is for you. I hope that this will lessen your anger towards me for my complete lack of motivation to post.

I give you....every South Park episode ever (yes, EVER). Streaming online (and they're uncensored). I know it's lame to sit in front of your laptop and watch "TV," but this may make it worth it.

(P.S. if your name is not Clint, or you already know about this, or if you don't really care about South Park....Sorry, you can disregard this post).

That will be all.

This Pleases Me....

Finally, Harmonix has announced that Rock Band will rock its way to the Wii starting on June 22nd for $170. A special edition bundle will include the game, drums, a guitar and a mic. Gamers can also grab standalone instruments if they choose. The game will feature 63 songs (including five bonus songs).

Harmonix claims that they will explore online content when the Wii's online capabilities and potential are fully realized—which may be never at this rate. It kills me to see how progressive Nintendo can be with their designs and how ass backwards they can be with regard to online play.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Dog Hair Sweater....

I know it's been awhile since I have posted something (I have been busy dealing with other affairs). At any rate, I saw this and knew that it required a posting.

When my childhood dog died at the age of 17 (or something like that; the point is he was REALLY old), my mom had him cremated, and he sat, for a time, on top of the television in our living room. On the creepiness scale, that's a "1" compared to the below.



Beth and Brian Willis really loved their dogs Kara and Penny. They were very sad, understandably, when they died. What did they do to remember them? Frame a photo of their beloved pups? No, that's too normal for these two. They decided to make sweaters out of the fur of their dead pets. Yes, I said sweaters out of their dead dogs.

The horrifying and ugly sweaters were made by gathering "thousands of dog hairs from brushes and carpets," which makes you wonder how often they vacuumed their house. Apparently, they're quite warm and waterproof in addition to being so goddamned creepy. And they have enough fur left over for a jumper, which is currently being made.

Taking the concept to its logical conclusion, the couple plans to have their skin made into fashionable hats for their children when they die. It's the circle of life!