Holiday Video Fun Time

God bless The Onion. Seriously, The Onion cranks out so much hysterical content it's ridiculous. I dare you not to laugh at this....



One punch KO...Hell, this was a one punch fight (yes, a grand total of ONE punch was thrown in this fight). However, it was one hell of a punch.



I am posting this only because it's almost Christmas Eve, and I feel like I need to post something Christmas related (and it is mildly humorous).



Have a Happy Holiday!

More Internet Randomness...

I actually hate Sex in the City (for a number of reasons, but I will spare you). But I found this parody to be pretty funny. Plus it includes Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life.

And on a Related Note....

Wonder why she's delaying the release.....

Hmmmmm

Oh Lord...Britney's Sister is Preggers

Following in her big sister's footsteps, Jamie Lynn Spears will now have a little bundle of joy of her own. See below. Never mind that Jamie is only 16!

ANOTHER Spears baby is reportedly on the way -- and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old star of the cable TV comedy series Zoey 101 and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she was pregnant and that the father is her long-time boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he," she said.

Jamie Lynn is 12 weeks pregnant.

"As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody," she said.

"Then I told my parents and friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before the Thanksgiving holiday on November 22, the magazine said.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears says.

"A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, said: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious.

"She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock.

"I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her daughter had known Aldridge for years and had begun dating him in high school.

Worst Wrestling "Gimmicks" EVER

As many of the people reading this know, I enjoy the "wraslin". I have been watching it for some time, and along the way I have seen quite a few terrible gimmicks (see below the video for a pretty good definition of what a "gimmick" is) . That's why I take my hat off to the gentleman that put the below video together, as it pices together a vast aray of horrible gimmicks. They're all here: The Gobble-D-Gooker, Pappa Shango, H.L Hopper (who is often forgotten), Dr. Isaac Yank'em, Giant Gonzalez, The Dynamic Dudes. It even includes a clip of Vince McMahon dancing at "The Slammy's," the kickoff of the XFL, and a priceless Tugboat interview where he announces he will punish his opponenets by throwing them in his rubber boat. Good stuff.

"Gimmick, a wrestler's personality, behavior, attire and/or other distinguishing traits while performing. It can also be an implement used to cheat. For example, Jeff Jarrett's gimmick is knocking out opponents with his guitar, and the guitar itself is also a "gimmick." In recent years, the emphasis has been on more realistic gimmicks which portray the wrestler as an actual person, albeit with exaggerated personality traits, as opposed to previous years during which gimmicks could be best described as cartoonish. A wrestler may be expected to portray many gimmicks during their career, most of which may be implausible or inconsistent. Sometimes a wrestler may undergo a complete change of on-screen personality from one week to the next. "

M.I.A

Just heard the song "Paper Planes" by M.I.A. (check out the song here). It has been awhile since I have heard a song with a "hook" this stellar. I am not sure if "the kids" have discovered this song yet or not (being that I am an old man now, I am a little out of touch with what's "hip"). But if this hasn't hit the mainstream yet, when it does I predict that M.I.A. will have a HUGE hit on her hands.

Check out her website here. (be warned, if you are prone to seizures you might want to steer clear).

Bad Girl's Club

Why have I never heard of this show until now? Apparently, it is the highest rated program in the history of the Oxygen Network (at least according to Wikipedia). Check out this description:

"The new season of Bad Girls Club premiered last night on Oxygen, which is made up of a wonderful cast of hateful, awful women. Produced by Bunim/Murray -- the people who brought us The Real World and The Simple Life -- Bad Girls Club takes seven girls with horrible attitudes and puts them in a house stocked with liquor, just 'cause. They're not expected to change their ways or become better people."

From what I can surmise from the website, and the various clips I have seen on youtube, every episode contain three basic elements:

1. The girls get drunk.
2. The girls get in a fight.
3. The girls take their clothes off.

I love this clip, because it contains all three of the above elements. One of the girls (Ripsi) gets hammered (which seems to be a common theme for her) and goes on a violent rampage through the house. It's a disaster to watch, but it's damn entertaining.

Here is a New York Times article about the show. Someone is going to be setting their Tivo.

More Randomness....

Random Things Found on The Internet (Part 1)

Here is Christopher Walken teaching us how to make a delicious chicken with pears.

That is all.